First of all,here is their letter and mine is below in bold lettering.
FROM THE DESK OF MR JUBRIL HASSAN
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING SECTION OF
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
I am MR Jubril Hassan, the director in charge of auditing and accounting section of Bank of Africa (BOA) Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso West-Africa with due respect and regard. I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.
During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person Mr.Emmanuel Etukudo who died on May 2nd, 2004 in a gassy car accident with his entire family on there way back from Bobo-Dioulasso the formal capital city of Burkina-Faso, and the fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.
The said amount was U.S $9.8M (Nine million eight hundred United States dollars). As it may interest you to know, I got your impressive information through yahoo search on foreign business relations here in Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso. Meanwhile all the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the bona fide next of kin to the deceased, to get the required approval and transfer this money to a foreign account has been put in place and directives, and needed information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist me and also benefit your self to this great business opportunity.
In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant (A Banker), we are not allowed to operate a foreign account and would eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time of transfer because I work in this bank. This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin with affidavit of trust of oath to the Bank and also present a foreign account where he will need the money to be re-transferred into on his request as it may be after due verification and clarification by the correspondent branch of the bank where the whole money will be remitted from to your own designation bank account.
I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free. On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 40% of the total sum as gratification, while 60% will be for me. Please, you have been advised to keep "top secret" as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after we conclude this deal.
I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you confirm the money in your account and ask me to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment, either in your country or any country you advice us to invest in. All other necessary vital information will be sent to you when I hear from you.
I will be expecting to hear from you soonest.
Have a nice day
MR Jubril Hassan
I am Dr Dolittle,the founder of auditing and accounting for doings on the street from assholes like you.l have decided to contact you,because of your thinking is somewhat sinister for the intention to dupe people.So l thought maybe we can do a bit of business together where you send me all of 20,000,000pds sterling in a large truck at the chosen destination here in England.
Once you have agreed to this,then l will tell my devoted friends from the serious fraud squad department about your visit,where they will give you a nice set of bracelets to wear for the grand tour they have provided for you.And the end of the tour will be a lovely stay in a well secured room and a scenic view from the barred widows overlooking many players playing footie.Now l know you African guys like footie,so l have especially laid this out for you.
That person that copped it in a gassy car accident,should’ve dislodged the pipe from the exhaust leading to the rear window and into the car before he set off.Just a bit of good advice about the dangers of driving.
In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country,l couldn't allow myself to take that risk."But" l know your friend called Maga and you have insisted on giving me a hand,because your such nice caring people with compassion,How can l doubt you.”l mean”,that is a hell of a lot of weight there,all those paper notes does take some effect,”you know”. Also l am not allowed to operate in a foreign country,because my position as a Dr.in exposing dirtbrains like yourself will land me in a very awkward situation l would not be happy with,so please try and understand why l want you to come over here with all that lovely money you happy to give me in used notes only.
This is a genuine and a risk free opportunity for you,an offer you cannot refuse,so to speak.Once l have received this money,you will be entitled to free accommodation on behalf of the taxpayers for years to come and a opportunity to claim political asylum once released.”Now”,l cannot be any fairer then that,can l
Or what you can do is to stop sending these e-mails for the intention to con the people out of their honest hard earn money so you can have clear conscience on your death bed.You will be forgiven for the evil that you have delved in here on earth and you will be living with those lovely looking angels in the heavens.Or go to hell if you wish to carry on deceiving the people here on earth."l mean",did you see those hidious looking demons down under,there gross and their breath stinks as well..Your choice “a**hole”"ooh",l plum almost forget.Your senior guy,l think he goes by the name as Mr.Maga,he is also invited as well.But you must make your own way here,which l will reimburse you the total amount of your travel from that lovely wad of used notes you will give me.
Speak to you soonest.
A kick up the buttocks is a British custom of ours,so please do not be offended by this unusual greeting.lf you are kicked many times,is because the British people like you and just showing their hospitaltiy.
Edited by noname, 28 February 2010 - 05:02 PM.