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#1 dande

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Posted 18 January 2010 - 10:19 AM

Not content with having spread unnecessary, over-exaggerated and often false information concerning Swine Flu, and consequently allowing the major international pharmaceutical companies to further increase their already vast profits, the UK press tell us that a winter vomiting bug hits 500,000 people a week!Not only that, but according to a leading heart surgeon, who presumably is in need of some publicity to make a name for himself, calls for a ban on butter to save thousands of lives.The only thing that

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Posted 18 January 2010 - 10:43 AM

Nil carborundum Dande, they are only trying to wind you up.Today's journos will never beat classics like 'Freddie Starr ate my hamster' or 'Hitler was a woman'.An interesting little experiment is to enter the name of UK national newspapers and 'lies' into google. You will find the Mail is way ahead of most of the tohers.

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Posted 18 January 2010 - 10:50 AM

It's enough to make a saint swear so you're in good company Dande! :)
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ALL OF US COULD TAKE A LESSON FROM THE WEATHER. IT PAYS NO ATTENTION TO CRITICISM.

#4 jozsika

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Posted 18 January 2010 - 11:24 AM


At least millions of swine flu injections are for sale, going cheap! :hysterical[1]: :hysterical[1]:


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#5 dande

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Posted 18 January 2010 - 11:41 AM

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At least millions of swine flu injections are for sale, going cheap! :hysterical[1]: :hysterical[1]: ]

. . . thought it was the Bird Flu injections that went CHEEP!

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#6 Meral

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Posted 18 January 2010 - 03:00 PM

Well, both bird flu & swine flu have turned out to be a storm in a teacup (statistically speaking). It's interesting that the powers that be are avoiding publishing any figures on the number of vaccinated death victims, and are hoping no-one will think to ask such embarrasing questions ! :hysterical[1]:
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