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[Abi]

For years, the 'Kung Fu' gland somehow escaped the attention of endocrinologists.

But one student has clearly found it... according to his hilarious answer to a biology exam question (complete with surreal sketch).

And what about the meaning of the term 'hermaphrodite'. That would, apparently, be 'Lady Gaga'.

Welcome to the wonderful world of Funnyexam.com - a website crammed with astonishingly bad answers given by students in both the UK and US

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[sunny]

Thanks Abi, cheered up a miserable day.

[Abi]

Actually I think some of these were ones you read out to me the other day? Glad it cheered you up.

[Louisemarie]

I was reading this today in the daily mail......some of them were so funny, so spent rest of afternoon looking through funny exam.com.........I cant believe kids have the nerve to write some of this and then hand it in...........I must be getting old........in my day you would s*** yourself if you didn't know the answer.......not draw a picture of an animal

[sunny]

I saw a science paper once with a little man on one side of a high wall. The question was, " How would the man see over the wall?"

For the correct answer the pupil was supposed to draw the picture of a periscope. One child drew the picture of the man swinging a ball and chain, knocking down the wall.

One parent wrote a letter explaining their sons absence on the previous day. It said, "I kept Johnny home yesterday to look after his mother, who is ill. The experiment wasn't a success, so you are welcome to keep him!"

[IstanbulWhiteboy]

A teacher was talking to her class about stories with morals and gave some examples from Aesop's fables. She then asked the students to give their own examples of stories with morals. Betty said, "I was playing in my sandbox and had two buckets and shovels and my friend came over and wanted to play, so I let her use one of the bucket and shovels. The moral is, always share."
"That's an excellent example, Betty," said the teacher. "Does anyone else have an example?"
"My uncle Fred was in the Army," said Johnny, "and he told me about what happened to him in Viet Nam. He said he was sleeping one night when a dozen VC came into his camp; all he had with him was a service revolver, a buck knife, and a bottle of Jack Daniels. So he drank the whole bottle of Jack, shot six of the VC with the revolver, stabbed four of 'em with his knife until the blade broke, then killed the last two with his bare hands."
"My god, Johnny!" exclaimed the teacher, "what could possibly be the moral to that story?"
Johnny said, "Don't f#@k with uncle Fred when he's drunk!"

[sunny]