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[sunny]

A Wiseman once said



Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Finally ..............

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

[Abi]

[Vic801]

Loved those! Unfortunately untranslatable!

[RituparnoGhosh]

Hilarious!

[samanthaozkara]

amazing!!